Encounter with "Yamm Uncle"
It's a Saturday and we still need to attend school.
Urgh.
But still, the day managed to explode with laughter and tummy aches.
Until that yamm incident.
It was Seni period and the cikgu tak hadir aka don't wanna come so we were left with Mr Collins(which reminds me about ANOTHER funny incident...it's related with vampires with VERY VERY dark complexions...xDD).
"This is to piss him off. Watch and learn." MZ
MZ aka Sheep pokes Diao aka Beaver on the arm.
"Ooi! Diao! Fine lor... don't cai me." MZ does the retarded look.
I laugh.
A BIG, LOUD, bwahahahahaha-that's-retarded laugh.
Mr Tham walks by and does a double-take.
"Girrrrrrrl. What so funnnnnny arh?" he asked giving me that i'm-looking-at-your-boobs look.
Eww.
"Nuh...nothing..." me stuttered.
He picks up my Geo nota and read my name out loud.
"insert-nama-saya. Hmmm."
Then he tugs on my bag. And also picks it up to look for a)John's teory- my, ahem, bra b)My teory- *cough cough*my
pa typical girl stuff.
Seriously, we all know what he wants.
Eww.
He thens bends over and peeks at my drawer.
Talk about rude!
Eww.
Then he continues with the unanswered question...
"So... why were you laughing?" he sneered
"Uh, that...he was sleeping and we...uh..." MZ answered
"Ohhh...sleeping only maaaah...if you're tired, you can sleep!"
Yep. That's what he said.
Each and every word.
Only this is translated from chinese to english.
Teeheehee.
Finally the yamm lou leaves and the class lets out a breath.
"Yerr...why she laugh so loud leh?"
"Why Mr Tham come in?"
"What happened? What? Tell me lah!"
"Laugh laugh laugh. Those three siao wan ar."
In the end, we laugh it off like usual(thank god Mr Tham wasn't near).
Be careful, CHS loud laughers!
Saturday, September 6, 2008,11:22 PM |
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