My Oh-so-happy Ending
Ah ah~
AAH ah~
SO MUCH for my
Haaapy Ending~
Yes, I know, I'm turning into a nut.
All thanks to Lee Ming Zhao aka Avril Avril.
And our bwahahaha-ing man-ny-zer Eunice.
The Avril Lavigne Kuasa Dua Trio.
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Damn, I'm fuh-reakin high!
I'm gonna die young because of laughing soooooooooooooo damn much.
Or maybe because I accidentally-on-purpose took steriods.
Or I'll outlive ya'll.
Yeyy~(does peace sign)
Ok, I'll backtrack.
Monday:
Returns to skewl with a heavy bag-thanks to Cik Bitchawati- of unfinished homework.
Avril2 arrives with a big smile on his face and oh yeah, he doesn't do that often.
"Bitch Alert! Bitch Alert! Please evacuate building immediately. Please evacuate building immediately. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. BOOM! Total domination of Bitch. Call 1800-BIATCH for further details."
Laughed and laughed and laughed the whole day.
Tuesday:
Wonders if the two of us, pre-AVK2 are on steriods.
Wednesday:
My jaw broke due to serious case of LOL.
Thursday:
You were everything, everything that I wanted...
My Happy Ending Remix feat pre-AVK2 and background laughing by Eunice.
Friday:
Avril Lavigne Kuasa 2 holds a concert!
And Wee Wee is the ticket boy!
Yeyyyyyyyyyyyyy~
I hope this goes on forever.
So much for my happy ending.
Sunday, August 31, 2008,5:37 PM |
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Outta My Head
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HEAD.NOW.
XianZai MaShang LiKe.
I just can't
STOP THINKING about
HIM.
GO AWAAAAAAAY!!!
I gotta finish my
karangan-s!!!
AAAAAAARGH!
love is... very
annoying.
* I got the pic from Sue May's blog. Thx!
Wednesday, August 20, 2008,10:12 PM |
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Ahem. Don't kill me.
I think I have become an Olympic fanatic.
All thanks to you, gramps.And the Astro, too.
So yeah, about the Badminton Men Singles yesterday.
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*total Olympic fan-girl mode*
Who did not watch? Who didn't fking watch???
*scary*
I mean, Lee Chong Wei? Finals? You didn't watch, you... you #!$%&!$%!
*very, very scary*
But haih... Chong Wei lost.
But still.
Silver eh. Wearing silver makes you look younger. ;-) At least, I prefer silver than gold.
Bottomline is... Chong Wei you're the BEST!!!
Lin Dan. If wasn't THAT hot, I think that I would have hated him.
Buuuuuuuuuuuuut.
Um.
He IS hot. Damn hot, more like.
Woah. Look at those biceps.
Nevermind. I mean, my mom thinks that Chong Wei is cute.
Please don't shoot me.
Superman wannabe.
I reckon that they should have played the 'Indiana Jones' theme song rather than the China national anthem.
See?
BFFs already.Friends.
They ARE smiling and-damn the net-hugging.
Lin Dan looks likes he wanna kiss Chong Wei for letting him get the gold.Yeyy.
Monday, August 18, 2008,11:09 PM |
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Him ♥
My heart stops beating, then speeds
I blush and my cheeks are red
It's only a glance of you
I turn away. Enough said.
You walked by without a hi
I try, try to look away
But it's so hard, so so hard
Seeing you, takes my breath away
That wind-swept, slightly long hair
Your mysterious, thoughtful eyes
That small chuckle that I love
And your faded, old Levi's
Her small voice calling your name
She whispering in your ear
You laugh, reaching for her hand
All I get, is one sad tear
Why her? Why isn't it me?
I try blinking back the tears
I try singing a song, but
Your voice is all I can hear
(c)June Ming
Shit-sama's story.
Caution: Please do not read this post as it will certainly bore you to tears-if not, death-plus it's not recommended for the faint/unpatient/smart/brain/no-nonsense/ish/wtf-hearted and so on.
Disclaimer: Author of this post will not be hold responsible for the reader's health and mentality. Read on your own risk.
Yes, I know I'm babbling and you wanna have my head go up your mom's ass.
Hancock-ish way. Superhuman powers excluded.
Now's your time to run.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------☆
Here's a conversation of me and
SHIT-sama-damn I love this name-which I'm sure you would fine it very
boring stwoopid.
But still to me-who is, not to mention half-starved and um, bored-something like a lifesaver or a banana.
Lmao.
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
i think it should be time~ that i told you~
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
aboooooouuuuuttttt~
June ღ says:
ur married?
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
*drum rolls*
June ღ says:
yayayayyayayy!!!
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
Please wait.
June ღ says:
tsk.
June ღ says:
whr's ur husband?
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
in front of me
June ღ says:
lol!
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
my ro char~
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
's pet
June ღ says:
uh, what?
June ღ says:
ro char???
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
RO character's pet~
June ღ says:
oh.
June ღ says:
ro char pulak
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
it is a, uh
June ღ says:
like rojak
June ღ says:
xDD
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
a samurai spirit~
June ღ says:
ohhhh~~~
June ღ says:
plz continue
June ღ says:
xDD
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng....
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
*star wars theme*
June ღ says:
*singing along*
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
the 100 and 1 minus 100 reasons why this respectable person was emo☆
June ღ says:
huh???
the reason why this respectable
SHIT-sama was emo☆
June ღ says:
yeah...go on.
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
Ooh wait lemme create a story first
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
once upon a time,
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
there was
SHIT-sama who wanted a set of drums
June ღ says:
OMFG
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
BUT!!
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
that is off topic
June ღ says:
you got a set of drums?!
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
no
June ღ says:
==
June ღ says:
*balloon bursts*
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
just trying to make this story one of the worsts
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
get on with the point
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
SHIT-sama's mother-sama insisted that
SHIT-sama has to get "up ranked" to A class
June ღ says:
oooh.
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
BUT!! that is also out of the point
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
anyways
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
one day
SHIT-sama was.... ( i forgot what was i doing wtf )
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
and then felt looooooooooooooooooooooooo--
June ღ says:
then???
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonely and left out
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
ooh ok
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
end of story
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
wee
June ღ says:
can i stuff you in my mom's butt cuz i feel irritated and loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonely?
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
no u can't
June ღ says:
im sure it get's the adrenaline going
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
yep yep
June ღ says:
plus i can talk 2 u
June ღ says:
as in, TALK.
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
scary
June ღ says:
while u are stuck.
June ღ says:
hehe
o(´┏0┓`)o {ッァ始め!!〕 says:
ooh
Homework. Sucks.
Homework that
will be left undone must be finished before this Friday:
1 Cik Smismah BM Holiday Homework-ARGH! I don't wanna dooo- Lemme see, 3 karangan-s+ tatabahasa-s + komsas-esm = hell on earth? (Directly translated from chinese ;-) )
2 Science Journal 2(Gotta revise and finish the 3 reports)
3 Sejarah Notes(Revise and
still fail survive)
4 MATHS!!!(Gotta...do lots and lots of latihan)
5 Geography (Eh. Revise. NOOO!!! I don't wanna fail this!)
6 Pn. Hoon's BM-again!- a set of BM Penulisan + tatabahasa-s...still capable. Bah.
It's like those teachers being Zohan and saying:
"Smelled it? Now take it." Bam!
Doing homework should be
LIKE this:
"Yay. Easy peasy. Done!"
Not
LIKE this:
"This is killing me. Crap."
And then we
END up
LIKE this:
Sobs.
Ugh.
Sunday, August 17, 2008,3:07 PM |
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Penang & liu ahhhhh liuuuuu~
I'm in Penang.
Again.
I know, I know.
It's like totally a tradition, right?
Well, yeah.
I dunno why, but I've
NEVER,
EVER, gotten bored in my poh poh's house.
Hehe.
It's always fun and noisy and joyful and yummy...
I could go on and on and on...
;-)
But.
HOMEWORK.
*runs wild and starts jumping up and down and getting ready to pull out her hair*
Awas:Mad woman on the loose.Cik Smisma arhhhhhh!
Newbie or what, you don't have to be soooooooo damn, fuh-reakin excited to prepare sooooo MUCH of karangan + tatabahasa + komsas= Holidays
assignment for us.
Jeez.
Saturday, August 16, 2008,9:21 PM |
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Ahhh~
Today was a breezy day...
Wheee~
I got to school and sat down with--
Jawapan Queen ;-)(Good thing she doesnt blog or I kena kill) then
a second later
"Jing li tang please."
Ignored the fking probae(can someone tell me how to spell pro-bae?).
"Jing li tang liao. Kuai dian jing li tang."
Ya Xin aka Jawapan Queen urged me to 'jing li tang' so I reluctantly followed.
Boo.
I was on my way to the damn hall, then,
"Kuai dian jing li tang..."
Fuck off la.Poooooooki maa.
Hel-lo?
I am going in already!?
Gawd.
Sejarah was kinda fun, maybe because I paid attention or whatevs.
Plus my nota sej is, like, totally colourful.
Okay, on a certain page.
Pendidikan Moral is like...stupid?
Um, moral is, like, teaching you how to be uh, moral right?
But here, in Malaysia...
Moral is hafalkan nilai-nilai.
Retarded much???
And
Pn. Atariah is like, totally a
frog.
So we did some latihan, yeah, I'll admit that I copied Ya Xin's jawapans and got away with it. Nyeh haha.
The whole class wanna sabotage
Cik Smismawati.
Plan- Burn her house down + cut her hair off
Lol.
Give us 2 karangan(if I'm not mistaken) and it's to hand in on Monday!
Rawr!
Then there was Sivik and
Pn. Noor Farah,
the bubbly, bubbly, BUBBLY teacher was bouncing up and down.
I swear. She came into the class swinging her hands.
Whoa.
And then scribbled on the blackboard-real fast- intructing us what to do.
She's like damn
cute eh.
Haha.
Recess!
Did my duty(sweeping-dumb) with
chicher Yunish and
Wingky.
Then headed down to the canteen to have
toothpaste for break!
Not exactly toothpaste but
mint chocolate ice-cream lah.
xDD
Enjoyed our
ice-creams and
smiled.
Saturday, August 9, 2008,10:03 PM |
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Pookie and Ice-cream Daydreams
OMG!
I, so ♥ this name or whatevs.
POOKIE!
It reminds me of laughter and ice-cream.
It's a lethal combination of happiness.
Smiles and hugs.
Love and joy.
I could go on and on.
And you, my dear reader, would be bored to tears.I wanna share some ice-cream with you!
That's so sweet!
Italian couple sharing ice-cream!
I'm so doing that with my future boyfriend.
If I do have one. A boyfriend, I mean.I'd share it with my kitty too.
Though, I'd just give it the last lick.
Damn, I'm kiamsiap.
BFF session must-haves.
Note: It's ichigo-flavoured! ^^
W-h-o-a.
I want!!!
Share!!!
Aww...that's so nice.
(I am SO running out of captions. ;-/ )
You know what?
I think the best way to enjoy ice-cream is hanging with your besties,
talking about taking no shit from guys and laughing together.
;-)
080808
First things first.
Today was a
blissful day.
Blissful, as in, I was happy.
I loved the bra-slash-pookie pookie ma ma(I know what it means now! ;-)-slash-t-strap-pookie pookie ma ma-slash-anger-makes-you-stronger-slash-
forget liao.
And Chua Chua(wink) is cute in a duh-I'm-so-tall-but-kinda-noob-looking-but-still-cute kinda way.
Even though the world disagrees.
Hehe.
I haven't been smiling for days.
Now I'm lalala-ing.
xDDD
080808
Whoa.
Nice number eh.
Lots of marriages are held today.
Be together forever ya y'all!
Beijing Olmpics.
Can't believe that I'd missed it.
Okay, not I forgotten to add uh, "part of it".
Crap.
Fine, the "exciting part where there are exciting panda perfomances".
Plus I don't have Astro.
All I have is crappy rtm1.
Geez.
But it's ok since I did watch the last exciting parts.
Smilesss.
The last torch-passing-or-whatevs was, like, fuh-reakin yeng.
Salute you eh, man.
"Li Ning, former Olympic gymnast for China flys through the air on his way to lighting the Olympic Flame during the Opening Ceremony for the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics at the National Stadium on August 8, 2008 in Beijing, China."
They must have rehearse, like, millions of times or what?!
I'd die a heart attack if it was me up there 'flying'.
Oh yeah, come to think about it, I missed 'Reaper'.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Even Meg Cabot watches 'Reaper'.
Plus 'Pushing Daisies'.
No shit.
Friday, August 8, 2008,11:35 PM |
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Snatched
Crime Report2 ahpuhnehnehs+ 1 motorbike+ 1 parang
= bag snatching.
Today.
Broad daylight.
Outside my house.
Victim= a lanci-looking, yellow t-shirt-wearing, auntie.
Bah.
It happened Very, (both with a capitalized V), Very, quickly.
I was having my regular breakfast at 1 in the afternoon...
Suddenly,
dogs were barking;
a lady was screaming;
an ah pek was shouting;
many dogs were barking;
my ah ti ran inside-ing;(I'm just trying to rhyme ;-))...
I reacted when I heard my bro ran inside calling.
-slow much?
I
WANTED to rush to the door and lock it and act heroine-like, but, damn, I was a second too late.
The
Kakak stoled all the glory.
-I am THAT slow? (sobs Tamaki-like in a corner)
Bummer.
Haih...now
peragut-s can act in anywhere, anytime.
So, be careful ya, everybody.
Saturday, August 2, 2008,10:22 PM |
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Ugh.
This week is high-rated on my Top 10 Worst Weeks.
Damn.
Monday;
Sucky. Whatevs.
Had to put up with the fuh-reakin probationals aka retards for every single moment.
"Jing li tang, jing li tang please."
Shit.
"Zhuo xia lai. Zhou xia lai liao!"
Bullshit.
Is leavin me alone(or, every student in the hall who isnt a freakin probe( I pronounce it as pro-bae ;-) )for 1 sec so damn hard to do?!
Tuesday;
Worst. The worst.
Fuckin day.
I dont even want to talk about it, alone describe.
Fight.
Is that all you can do?
Do you even LOVE us?
Because of that fuckin row, I missed
Pushing Daisies AND
Private Practice.
The two tv series I watch a week.
ONLY.
And I(not to mention, WE) cried to sleep.
The worst part was probably expecting big plans on Tuesday(my monthly horoscope said so)and look what I got.
I even spent an extra 5 minutes for that.
Wednesday;
Woke up with terrible
SORED eyes due to THAT incident.
Was STARED at.
Burst into tears a couple of times in school(!!!).
Shit.
Damn Blue card.
And I liked you, Pn. Lim.
Isn't my life shitty enough already?!
Thanks to my besties though, smiles.
Thursday;
Pokkai.
Perasan-ish.
But I enjoyed my apple. ^^
I am invisible, am I?
You can't hear me call your name;
You don't see me even though I was just a few seats besides you;
You can't let your eyes off her;
You don't know that
I love you.
I
hate that
I love you.
Friday;
Hmmm...I hope that this will be a nice(I don't wanna get my hopes high) day since I shifting to the window seat today.
My favourite.
I get to see those lush green trees and random bilboards.
I'll get to see him, enjoy his presence and scent.
And I'll wait for "Breaking Dawn".
-I
hope so.
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