Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday to
MEEEEE and
Ning!!!
I'm now currently
freakinly, retardedly, stwoopidly, dirty mindedly, learning-disabilityly THIRTEEN!
Yikes!
Ok, not forgetting my
KT-ishly, small-eye-ishly, homework-always-done-ishly should-be twin sister,
but fortunately not, or else I would be long dead the ever lovable, huggable, smiley-able,
sexually harrass-able, Zi Ning!!!
Jonas Brothers Ever Lovable Fairytale
eww.
Twice a upon a time, there lived the infamous twin sisters,
Ning and
Ming.
They were born in the year 5991 at 20th of June.
(Not to mention, pulled(?) out into reality by the same doctor-Dr.Liew Fah Onn(he's a twin, too. xDD)
They lived in the polluted and somewhat corrupted Pee Jay.
Fortunately they were separated at birth(or some hair would be missing from both of their heads) by a very kind hearted
biatchwitch who couldn't bear to see hair loss.
Note To Self:
Older twin, Ning led a very, very sucessful life. (All-American Girl quoted:The Older Sister - Always gets what she wants.) Got the grade, made her mark, broke her leg, and didnt forget to always work the room.
Younger twin, Ming's life sucked pretty bad. (All-American Girl too quoted:The Younger Sister - Never gets what she wants.) Fed the dog, called the mom, wrote a song, and ruled the world by noon.
Year 8002.
The twins hit puberty and Ning smiled her way into CHS manakala Ming slammed her head into CHS school gates.
Yippee.
Block E, 1A3, 1st Group, 5th Row on the right sits Ning.
Block E, 1A3, 2st Group, 5th Row on the right sits Ming.
{First Day of School}
Ming filling out some forms and lists.
Ning(KT, woah) taking back the forms.
Hey, you're the girl that has the same birthday as me.Huh? My birthday? What?Your birthday is on the 20th of June right?Uh, yeah. Oh. You have the SAME birthday as me...cool!Both squeals.
{Some Day During Science Period}
Hey.Hi!Just curious laa. Where's your place of birth?Assun-Assunta?!Zomg.
You too?Both shrieks.
{Some Day in Class}
Eh, who's the doctor?I'll admit, I damn kepo wan.
I dunno wor.Oh, ok.I'll ask my parents.'Kay!{Next Day}
Dr Liew.What?The doctor's Dr. Liew Fah Onn.Huh? What the-?!What? YOU too?!Yep.Both stunned.
The story so far.
Jonas Brothers apparently got bored of this story and chucked it in the bin(and started a singing career) but me being the garbage geek, I found it and the book is safe in my hands.
There are many blank pages.
For us to fill.
The drama has just started.
Cheers, sister!
Happy Birthday!!!
Friday, June 20, 2008,11:36 PM |
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